May 2013
21 posts
k1mkardashian:
theniggaskaramazov:
theniggaskaramazov:
im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?
bye
I’m crying again
he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is
oh my fucking goD
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
h0llo:
I’m so funny why don’t I have a boyfriend and a hit reality show wtf
sufjammin:
live fast die young give 0 hecks
April 2013
14 posts
snow-white-sweety:
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
how the fuck do you remember your url
loki-stole-my-cookies:
brittanaforeverandeveramen:
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
vanillish:
walking to math class
diamondtwink:
Oh wait so I’m a bitch???? Well a bitch is a dog, dogs go for walks, walks happen outside, outside is surrounded by nature, nature is beautiful. So you just called me beautiful, awwww thank youuuu(:
life-gets-bad-sometimes:
qonorrhea:
text posts are like children you delete the ones that dont succeed
what
owlcitee:
excuse me no swag in the hallway young lady
March 2013
40 posts
rnullets:
80$?? dont you mean 4 20’s?? haha only tru stoners will understand
brandnewswastikas:
I’m sorry for calling your salad a bunch of “gay-ass leaves.”
textpots:
reblog if your url is your name in real life
wow thanks for stealing my post
hurpthederp:
when someone in school thinks they know more about computers than you
Watchpalmtree2013:
nominate this for an oscar
